compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(Source: giggle, via youth-in-re-volt)

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

(via crippledflamingo)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

(via jonasbrothers)